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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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