Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.