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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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