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Pet death
My
step-auntie
Thelma
had their beloved pet
dog 🐕
Maya
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
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random pathetic excuse
a bull 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a pufferfish 🐡
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lion 🦁
a lynx 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a hippo 🦛
a hyena 🐺
a cheetah 😺
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