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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Maya eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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