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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Gus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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