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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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