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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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