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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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