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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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