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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛

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