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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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