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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏

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