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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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