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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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