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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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