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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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