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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bilbo eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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