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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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