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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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