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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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