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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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