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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet dog 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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