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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Sugar eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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