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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ginger eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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