Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.