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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Minnie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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