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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Missy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊

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