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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Peanut eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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