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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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