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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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