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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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