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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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