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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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