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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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