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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Buddy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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