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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Luna eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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