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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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