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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Coco eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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