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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃
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