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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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