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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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