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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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