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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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