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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Charlie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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