Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.