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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet labrador 🐕 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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