Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Ginger eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.