Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet death
My
step-auntie
Thelma
had their beloved pet
kitten 🐱
Yoda
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
an elephant 🐘
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a lion 🦁
a wild boar 🐗
a cow 🐮
a turkey 🦃
a bull 🐮
a crocodile 🐊
a hippo 🦛
a rhinoceros 🦏
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.