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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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