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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Rosie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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