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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet kitten 🐱 Bob eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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