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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Dixie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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