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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Maya eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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