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Pet death

My step-auntie Thelma had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊

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